So, I found this nappy, scraggly, disgusting piece of plastic at a flea market years ago. Funny thing is, this little lady looks like she might actually have fleas.
It seems like she's a finger-puppet or something (the ugliest finger-puppet a mother can buy but a finger-puppet nonetheless).
She looks like she could be E.T.'s mom. Look at her! She's a chubby E.T. with hair, boobs, and a furry dress.
My only clue to what she is is the fine print on her posterior that reads © Anjar 1989. I've currently been unable to find any details about caveman finger-puppets.
I know when I bought this thing, it reminded me of the old Nintendo game, “Caveman Games.” It was basically prehistoric versions of the Olympic Games. Fun stuff.
... Much better than recent caveman entertainment. Like those Geico commercials that have "evolved" into a crappy show on ABC (I haven't seen it. I'm just making assumptions and talking trash.) I remember the good ol' days of caveman entertainment: The Flinstones, Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer, Captain Caveman, Caveman (the movie), Encino Man... well, maybe it wasn't so great afterall.