Category : Animals

Coptorilla Comes in for a Landing

Coptorilla Comes in for a Landing

Yes, I’ve been away from the blog for a while. Life is cruel like that. I miss you all. On the brighter side, I’ve been in cahoots with Battle Babies‘ creator, Brad Rader. We’re proud to unveil this G.I. Joe-inspired artwork which will be a print very, very soon. It is going to be unveiled […]

Battle Babies by Brad Rader

Battle Babies by Brad Rader

I don’t even know where to begin with what I’m going to show you today. You know what? I take that back. Described in a single word – “fun.” Wait. I have more words… As soon as I saw these toys, all I felt was joy, giddy-ness, surprise, anticipation. I literally laughed. You know if […]

You're such a brat… and your dog's ugly.

You’re such a brat… and your dog’s ugly.

Awww… isn’t that cute? It’s a little girl with her fuzzy puppy. “Hey! Little girl – can I pet your dog?” (Click to enlarge) GAAHHHHH!!! (Click to enlarge) Kill it! Kill it!! (Click to enlarge) What the hell is that thing? (Click to enlarge) Um.. hmm. Is that a hairless dog? No. (Click to enlarge) […]

Wookiee Sucks Ball

Wookiee Sucks Ball

A month or so back, I was poking around a toy show, and as usual, I didn’t find much that interested me. (That kind of thing happens when your tastes become more and more obscure I guess… dang it) In sad situations like that, I eventually get to the point where I’m thinking, “I paid […]

Mysterious, Post-Apocalyptic Toy Trio

Mysterious, Post-Apocalyptic Toy Trio

Okay. First things first. I have no clue what the hell these toys are or where they came from. Just so you know. I really need your help identifying these guys. These figures were a gift to me from someone who shall remain nameless. (Just wait. You’ll understand why once you’ve seen the toys.) He […]

Tyrannosaurus Rexy

Tyrannosaurus Rexy

I was reluctantly in a McDonald’s restaurant the other morning ordering an Egg McMuffin for breakfast. (Don’t ask me why. It involves traveling to “in-the-middle-of-nowhere”, Georgia and being stuck with one or two options for food.) While waiting for my order, I casually strolled around the place when I noticed the familiar, plastic bubble filled […]

Kong King by Imperial Toy

Kong King by Imperial Toy

A gorilla. (Click to enlarge) People like gorillas, right? No? Too scary? (Click to enlarge) Well, I like this gorilla. He just called to me. He looks more like a man in a suit than a true gorilla. This big, black, angry primate is by Imperial Toy. I’m not sure what year this toy was […]

Dodo Bird Discovered

Dodo Bird Discovered

So, over the past several months, I’ve been posting random toys hoping to gather insight on what they are and where they come from. I’ve been successful in a lot of cases, but other times I ask the readers to speak up and help me out. While doing this, I’ve accidentally become the weirdo toy […]

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