Category : Bizarre

The Internet as a Series of Children's Toys

The Internet as a Series of Children’s Toys

Kids nowadays are playing a lot online – using game sites, web apps, and all that jazz. What would happen if that “bizarre” world of “The internet” was brought to life as a kids’ toyline? Well, this music video of Neosignal’s “Planet Online” answers that question for us. The concepts and execution in this thing […]

My Favorite Black Muscle Monster With Detachable Heads

My Favorite Black Muscle Monster With Detachable Heads

It’s quite rare to find Masters of the Universe knockoff figures nowadays that no one has ever seen or heard of. Well, I take that back actually. There are countless He-Man knockoffs and bootlegs that no one has heard of, but I’m more specifically referring to all you “hardcore” collectors out there. You pretty much […]

Art by Stefan Gross Lives Up to His Name

Art by Stefan Gross Lives Up to His Name

Wow. I don’t even know how I found this utterly disgusting toy art, but once I saw it, I feel compelled to traumatize everyone else.   It’s the kind of of thing that once you see it, you can’t un-see it.     I think its mostly because of the disturbing juxtaposition of cute, fun […]

Battle Babies by Brad Rader

Battle Babies by Brad Rader

I don’t even know where to begin with what I’m going to show you today. You know what? I take that back. Described in a single word – “fun.” Wait. I have more words… As soon as I saw these toys, all I felt was joy, giddy-ness, surprise, anticipation. I literally laughed. You know if […]

Lil' Zombie Prototype 3

Lil’ Zombie Prototype 3

You know those little green army men that we all had growing up? We kind of liked them, because they were cool military guys with weapons, but we also hated them cuz they weren’t as cool and poesable like modern 3.75″ figures like G.I. Joe. Well, they are iconic and will probably always be around […]

Quakor vs. Mush Man

Quakor vs. Mush Man

I recently attended a toy show where I dug up what could be some of the most obscure 80s toys in existence. (Sounds pretty dramatic, huh? Well, maybe the most obscure toys I own.) Seriously though. Look at these guys. It’s a freakin’ oatmeal monster and the Quaker Oats guy as a He-Man figure. (Click […]

Share the Jiggle

Share the Jiggle

You know what’s great about authoring a toy blog? Finding and connecting with fellow toy nuts like yourselves. Know what makes it even better? When we toy nuts share with each other. I’m not even talking about sharing thoughts, photos, etc. That’s truly great, but I mean literally just giving each other toys. (Maybe I […]

You're such a brat… and your dog's ugly.

You’re such a brat… and your dog’s ugly.

Awww… isn’t that cute? It’s a little girl with her fuzzy puppy. “Hey! Little girl – can I pet your dog?” (Click to enlarge) GAAHHHHH!!! (Click to enlarge) Kill it! Kill it!! (Click to enlarge) What the hell is that thing? (Click to enlarge) Um.. hmm. Is that a hairless dog? No. (Click to enlarge) […]

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