Category : Goofy

Battle Babies by Brad Rader

Battle Babies by Brad Rader

I don’t even know where to begin with what I’m going to show you today. You know what? I take that back. Described in a single word – “fun.” Wait. I have more words… As soon as I saw these toys, all I felt was joy, giddy-ness, surprise, anticipation. I literally laughed. You know if […]

Ring Around the Weirdo

Ring Around the Weirdo

Do you have any semi-lame toys lying around? Like these guys – the Bubbly Chubbies. (Click to enlarge) The only reason I keep them around is because they are recalled Teletubbies knockoffs. Wouldn’t it be great if you could easily transform such cutesy-ass characters into something mildly disturbing? You know, something like this? (Click to […]

Super-Spider-Man

Super-Spider-Man

Well, last time I thought I’d show you some cool “knock offs” of your favorite super heroes, but today, we’re taking it to full-on “bootleg.” So what do you get when you combine the world’s three most popular comic superheroes into one figure? You get a mess. If you can’t afford a figure of each, […]

The Apple Devil T-shirt is for Sale!!

The Apple Devil T-shirt is for Sale!!

I’ve teased you long enough. Now’s your chance to get the very first Weirdo Toys t-shirt. This is the first in what I hope to be a series of t-shirts featuring custom illustrations of various weirdo toys featured on this site. First up? Apple Devil. Be the first (and only) person on your block to […]

Toximodo by Sungold

Toximodo by Sungold

Ever find yourself buying a toy simply for the horrendous (or hilarious) packaging? It’s rare that I do that, but in this case, that’s just what happened. That’s where this story begins. (Click to enlarge) I discovered this MONSTER toyline last year, and not only did I love its generic, non-committed name, but I immediately […]

Two Words:

Two Words:

The Crutch. (Click to enlarge) Check out these related entries: Gross Out Gang – Roll Call! Gross Out Gang – Skilcraft 1987 Gross Out Gang – Class of ’87  Gross Out Gang  Georgie Porgie You got some big-ass lips!

La Cosa de los Cuatro Fantásticos

La Cosa de los Cuatro Fantásticos

Well, as you’ve seen here before (and I’m sure you’re bound to see again), I have some delightfully horrible Mexican bootlegs to share. (By the way, I hope that Spanish blog entry title is correct. I kind of guessed at it using Babelfish and Google. Who needs to bother learning multiple languages? ) It’s great […]

Kong King by Imperial Toy

Kong King by Imperial Toy

A gorilla. (Click to enlarge) People like gorillas, right? No? Too scary? (Click to enlarge) Well, I like this gorilla. He just called to me. He looks more like a man in a suit than a true gorilla. This big, black, angry primate is by Imperial Toy. I’m not sure what year this toy was […]

Goto Top