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Masters of the Uni-worse

Masters of the Uni-worse

So here we have some Masters of the Universe (MOTU) figures. It’s He-Man (The Most Powerful Man in the Universe) and Skeletor (The Evil Lord of Destruction). Don’t they look awesome? Just like I remembered them…. He-Man (Click to enlarge) Skeletor (Click to enlarge) Masters of the Universe my ass! These guys are masters of […]

Toxic Crusaders - Headbanger

Toxic Crusaders – Headbanger

(Click to enlarge) Isn’t it a beautiful thing? A kiss on the cheek and a sweet whisper in your lover’s ear. There’s nothing quite like the love between a man and a monster? Waitaminit! These guys may be close, but they ain’t smoochin.’ (Click to enlarge) Looks like they’re actually some kind of mutated freak. […]

Damned Dirty Hippie (or Naked Hippie Stuntman)

Damned Dirty Hippie (or Naked Hippie Stuntman)

Here we are again. A down-on-his-luck homeless toy. They’re always getting in the way when rummaging through the toy bins at fleamarkets and toy shows. And what do we have here? A filthy, dirty, naked… stuntman. (You remember this guy’s buddy don’t you?) I never would’ve expected to find another one of these guys, but […]

My First Dirty Babies

My First Dirty Babies

Here are some more of the oddities I found at the Jockey Lot. (Click to enlarge) They’re awfully cute and quirky, but they’re nappy as hell. I’m not sure what these little angels are, but I’m pretty sure they weren’t intended to look like homeless children. (Click to enlarge) (Click to enlarge) (Click to enlarge) […]

WWLJD - What Would Lil' Jesus Do?

WWLJD – What Would Lil’ Jesus Do?

Jesus is back! (Click to enlarge) Only he’s 2 feet shorter?! What the heck? I picked up this little Jesus from the Dollar Tree a long time ago. He was one of a series of biblical figures (maybe I’ll feature the other ones some other day). All of them were squatty for some reason (that’s […]

Generic, Two-Faced Barbarian

Generic, Two-Faced Barbarian

Like so many other generic hero toys produced through the years, this figure was a badly-executed ripoff of the iconic 80s toyline, Masters of the Universe (unfortunately, I don’t know the name of this character or the toyline he comes from… sorry folks). (Click to enlarge) He’s pretty crummy. If they’d ripped off the molds […]

You've come a long way, Baby New Year!

You’ve come a long way, Baby New Year!

Well, it’s that time again. Time to start a new year! What better way to get fired up for 2008 than to light one up with Baby New Year! (Click to enlarge) Alright, maybe this isn’t exactly the cuddly, newborn Baby New Year you’ve always imagined (something disturbs me about the back of his head). […]

Rub-a-Dub-Dub 2 Clauses in a Tub

Rub-a-Dub-Dub 2 Clauses in a Tub

I recently realized I don’t have any weird Christmas-themed toys lying around, so yesterday, I decided to go on a search for something odd to feature on the blog. I really had no idea where to start. Luckily, a friend of mine recommended a place filled with all kinds of random crap – Wilsons 5¢ […]

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