Ever find yourself buying a toy simply for the horrendous (or hilarious) packaging? It’s rare that I do that, but in this case, that’s just what happened. That’s where this story begins. (Click to enlarge) I discovered this MONSTER toyline last year, and not only did I love its generic, non-committed name, but I immediately […]
Rejoice! Another strange collection of unidentifiable toys! I really, really need your help with this one. It all started with this guy. Apple Devil (Click to enlarge) Isn’t he the best thing since weirdo sliced bread? A fellow toy-collecting buddy of mine, Duane, found him at a flea market a few years back. He actually […]
So, here we have Snack-Attack Spider-Tron (that’s what you get when you cross snacks with Spiderman and Tron obviously). (Click to enlarge) I found these pics by searching “Weird Spiderman” and “Weird Tron.“ Waitaminit. It’s Snatch Attack Spidertron. My mistake. I found this guy at the York Toy Show too. Funny thing is, I’d never […]
Alright people, I’m really sorry it’s taking so long to unveil these toys. I’ll try to post two this week to catch up a bit. Well, what do we have today? Ah. If it isn’t a good ol’ Frankenstein’s Monster toy. (Click to enlarge) Alright, before I get into the toy, I need to get […]
I’m briefly interrupting my painfully slow revelation of the York Toy Show toys to feature a seasonal, Christmas toy. I wanted to show you all a bizarre, freaky, strange Christmas toy like I did last year, but nothing really compares to a gyrating Mr. & Mrs. Claus in the bathtub. I went to Wilsons 5¢-$1.00 […]
It’s Halloween! What better way to celebrate than by featuring a horror movie icon on the blog (ooohh scary). (Click to enlarge) (The little guy has a pretty good likeness of actor Robert Englund, huh?) Here we have A Nightmare on Elm Street’s Freddy Krueger. Freddy toys have been around as long as I can […]
I found some freakin’ great toys recently, and I have no idea what they are. They look like B-List wrestling stars. I’m not much into wrestling toys (or wrestling in general), but these guys make me wanna give them a chance. The characters are so absurd, I’d love to see them in the WWE ring. […]
Hey. When I say “He-Man toys” you guys know what I’m talking about, right? I’m referring to “Masters of the Universe toys.” Well, you may not have known this, but there’s actually a line of toys out there called “He-Man.” It’s a toyline from Mattel that was introduced in 1989. (Click to enlarge) What kid […]