Category : Superhero

Masters of the Uni-worse

Masters of the Uni-worse

So here we have some Masters of the Universe (MOTU) figures. It’s He-Man (The Most Powerful Man in the Universe) and Skeletor (The Evil Lord of Destruction). Don’t they look awesome? Just like I remembered them…. He-Man (Click to enlarge) Skeletor (Click to enlarge) Masters of the Universe my ass! These guys are masters of […]

Teenage Mutant Ninja Hulk

Teenage Mutant Ninja Hulk

So, what do you get when you cross a gamma-radiation contaminated man with a mutagen-induced mutant turtle? You get this guy. Teenage Mutant Ninja Hulk (Well, maybe he’s more middle-aged than teen-aged). (Click to enlarge) My question is – Is this guy more of a Hulk toy or a Ninja Turtle toy? (Click to enlarge) […]

Generic, Two-Faced Barbarian

Generic, Two-Faced Barbarian

Like so many other generic hero toys produced through the years, this figure was a badly-executed ripoff of the iconic 80s toyline, Masters of the Universe (unfortunately, I don’t know the name of this character or the toyline he comes from… sorry folks). (Click to enlarge) He’s pretty crummy. If they’d ripped off the molds […]

Go-Go Gadget Toy!

Go-Go Gadget Toy!

It’s everyone’s favorite mechanical crime fighter (other than Robocop)! Here we have an old 12″ Inspector Gadget by Galoob dated 1983. Go-Go Gadget Copter! (Click to enlarge) For those who don’t remember Inspector Gadget, I’ll try to sum him up quickly. It was an 80s cartoon inspired by the old spy show, Get Smart. The […]

“What, Me Worry?”

So, I’ve been milking the toys I found at the Allentown Antique Toy Show for all they’re worth, but worry no more. This is the last one. (Click to enlarge) By now, you all can guess what drew me to this goofball. What’s not to love about a squatty, nappy-headed, balding Alfred E, Neuman lookalike […]

Super Juniors - Batman and Robin

Super Juniors – Batman and Robin

“Holy diaper rash, Batman!” It’s Batman and Robin as you’ve never seen them before. They’re 7″ vinyl squeeze toys… and they’re babies. These lil’ fellas were my first find at the Allentown Antique Toy Show. (Click to enlarge) From what I can gather from the legal info on their feet, these toys are called Super […]

You got some big-ass lips!

You got some big-ass lips!

So… I’ve been debating what my first toy submission should be, and that got me thinking. What are the elements that make a good, weird toy. Huge Lips? Check. Drool? Check. Red Cape? Check. Power Ring? Check. Yellow Eyeliner? Check. Seems like a good combo. I’ll let you be the judge. (Click to enlarge) (Click […]

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