Category : Ugly

Weirdo Toys' Horrible New Logo

Weirdo Toys’ Horrible New Logo

So, a while back, I discovered a great website – HorribleLogos.com. (It is actually a great example of what I’ve expected the new trend in design to be – intentionally BAD design.) The premise of the site is you pay $5, and you get a really bad logo. Out of curiosity, I ordered a Weirdo […]

Mysterious, Post-Apocalyptic Toy Trio

Mysterious, Post-Apocalyptic Toy Trio

Okay. First things first. I have no clue what the hell these toys are or where they came from. Just so you know. I really need your help identifying these guys. These figures were a gift to me from someone who shall remain nameless. (Just wait. You’ll understand why once you’ve seen the toys.) He […]

Thunder Cats Villanos

Thunder Cats Villanos

I think this is it. (Click to enlarge) Quite possibly the most horrible, disgusting, poorly-produced toy I own. Seriously. Look at him. (Click to enlarge) He’s a hairy beast, trapped in his own cobbled-together body – screaming in agony, because he’s stuck in this constant state of crappiness. (Click to enlarge) Seriously. The guy looks […]

Magic Monster by Heartland

Magic Monster by Heartland

Well, it’s hard to believe, but I actually have a bunch of new info about that mysterious windup, musical demon lumberjack I was so excited about (and desperate for) weeks ago. I’m not sure if you recall, but in that video, we saw a freaky, distorting, rubber face placed on an animatronic, musical lumberjack-type of […]

Creepy Bods by Roundhill Industries

Creepy Bods by Roundhill Industries

So, I’ve got a little something for you today I’m willing to bet you’ve never seen or heard of (well, that can be said about a lot of my posts, but this is different). Today, I am proud to introduce you to Creepy Bods! (Click to enlarge) Months ago, I was lucky enough to get […]

Toximodo by Sungold

Toximodo by Sungold

Ever find yourself buying a toy simply for the horrendous (or hilarious) packaging? It’s rare that I do that, but in this case, that’s just what happened. That’s where this story begins. (Click to enlarge) I discovered this MONSTER toyline last year, and not only did I love its generic, non-committed name, but I immediately […]

Two Words:

Two Words:

The Crutch. (Click to enlarge) Check out these related entries: Gross Out Gang – Roll Call! Gross Out Gang – Skilcraft 1987 Gross Out Gang – Class of ’87  Gross Out Gang  Georgie Porgie You got some big-ass lips!

Mighty Monster (Frankenstein) Wiggler

Mighty Monster (Frankenstein) Wiggler

Alright people, I’m really sorry it’s taking so long to unveil these toys. I’ll try to post two this week to catch up a bit. Well, what do we have today? Ah. If it isn’t a good ol’ Frankenstein’s Monster toy. (Click to enlarge) Alright, before I get into the toy, I need to get […]

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