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The New Adventures of He-Man - Hoove

The New Adventures of He-Man – Hoove

Hey. When I say “He-Man toys” you guys know what I’m talking about, right? I’m referring to “Masters of the Universe toys.” Well, you may not have known this, but there’s actually a line of toys out there called “He-Man.” It’s a toyline from Mattel that was introduced in 1989. (Click to enlarge) What kid […]

Terminator and Dot Matrix Have Love Child

Terminator and Dot Matrix Have Love Child

(Click to enlarge) Well, look at what we have here – if it ain’t another bootleg toy. This guy looks like the bastard offspring of the Terminator’s T-800 and Spaceballs’ Dot Matrix (I could’ve said C-3PO, but that’s a bit too creepy). I didn’t even know robots could have sex. (Click to enlarge) The figure […]

Transformers: Animated - Soundwave

Transformers: Animated – Soundwave

I don’t know if any of you all have seen this new Soundwave toy, but it is freakin’ great. Yeah, I know some might be thinking it is a bit out of character to feature this toy on the blog, but when I saw this guy, something just called out to me, so I thought […]

Power Rangers'

Power Rangers’ “Eyeguy”

So, what I have for you all today is another Mighty Morphin Power Rangers toy. I know nearly nothing about the show itself, but from what I’ve seen, there are some quirky and bizarre Power Rangers villains out there (I hope they all have a toy likeness). (Click to enlarge) Lucky for us, this guy […]

K.O. Kewpie

K.O. Kewpie

“Fwoat wike a buttafwy, sting wike a bee.” Some very familiar words from this adorable, (yet scrappy) little boxing kewpie doll. (Click to enlarge) I don’t know much about the little guy. He’s just as small plastic squeeze toy I found at a toy show… buried in a plastic bin full of crappy McDonald’s Happy […]

Madballs: Head-Popping Action Figures

Madballs: Head-Popping Action Figures

So, it all started around November of last year when I was writing my Anniversary Madballs post. While searching online for various tidbits about the origins of Madballs, I came across a bunch of Madballs paraphernalia and other toy images, but I was quickly overcome with excitement when I discovered these guys. (Click to enlarge) […]

Los Super-Juniors Edición Especial

Los Super-Juniors Edición Especial

“¡FWAM!” My sentiments exactly. Just letting you know, there’s been an update to the Super Juniors – Batman and Robin entry. Now you can take a little peak at some of the pages from the Super Juniors comic mentioned oh-so-many months ago.

Sadballs

Sadballs

Here we go again! Another series of Madballs to follow up the rebirth from last year! Basic Fun has really dropped the ball (no pun intended… seriously) on the latest series of Madballs. The first series really looked great, but it looks like they intentionally sucked the life out of these classic characters. They’re not […]

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