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Teenage Mutant Ninja Hulk

Teenage Mutant Ninja Hulk

So, what do you get when you cross a gamma-radiation contaminated man with a mutagen-induced mutant turtle? You get this guy. Teenage Mutant Ninja Hulk (Well, maybe he’s more middle-aged than teen-aged). (Click to enlarge) My question is – Is this guy more of a Hulk toy or a Ninja Turtle toy? (Click to enlarge) […]

Dodo Bird Discovered

Dodo Bird Discovered

So, over the past several months, I’ve been posting random toys hoping to gather insight on what they are and where they come from. I’ve been successful in a lot of cases, but other times I ask the readers to speak up and help me out. While doing this, I’ve accidentally become the weirdo toy […]

Reader Mail: Mysterious Muscular Monsters

Hi, I’ve only recently found your site and what a great site it is. I was recently going through some old stuff of mine, and I came across these action figures. For the life of me, I can’t remember what they were called. I know it’s a long shot, but I was wondering if you […]

Damned Dirty Hippie (or Naked Hippie Stuntman)

Damned Dirty Hippie (or Naked Hippie Stuntman)

Here we are again. A down-on-his-luck homeless toy. They’re always getting in the way when rummaging through the toy bins at fleamarkets and toy shows. And what do we have here? A filthy, dirty, naked… stuntman. (You remember this guy’s buddy don’t you?) I never would’ve expected to find another one of these guys, but […]

Bite of the Green Monkey

Bite of the Green Monkey

He’s mean. He’s green. He’s like nothing you’ve ever seen. (Click to enlarge) I found this nasty, old, green monkey recently, and I was immediately disturbed. I hate to admit it, but the first thing that came to mind is that classic story where the AIDS virus was started by a bite from the infamous […]

Lil' Jesus - Back From the Dead

Lil’ Jesus – Back From the Dead

Just like his counterpart, Lil’ Jesus is risen from the dead. There’s been an update to the WWLJD – What Would Lil’ Jesus Do? entry. Take a look-see at the toy’s missing scenery (which actually provides us with another clue).

My First Dirty Babies

My First Dirty Babies

Here are some more of the oddities I found at the Jockey Lot. (Click to enlarge) They’re awfully cute and quirky, but they’re nappy as hell. I’m not sure what these little angels are, but I’m pretty sure they weren’t intended to look like homeless children. (Click to enlarge) (Click to enlarge) (Click to enlarge) […]

Captain Bizarrly

Captain Bizarrly

Well, last weekend I took a trip to the Anderson Jockey Lot, and surprisingly, I actually found a handful of things. I’ll share them all with you over the next few weeks, but let me start things off with this freak. I don’t know what I’ve found here. This guy looks like he’s the alien […]

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