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Ring Around the Weirdo

Ring Around the Weirdo

Do you have any semi-lame toys lying around? Like these guys – the Bubbly Chubbies. (Click to enlarge) The only reason I keep them around is because they are recalled Teletubbies knockoffs. Wouldn’t it be great if you could easily transform such cutesy-ass characters into something mildly disturbing? You know, something like this? (Click to […]

Ugly Balls for a Hasty Bloodsucker

Ugly Balls for a Hasty Bloodsucker

You know what? I’m not the all-knowing weirdo toy guy you think I am. Sometimes it’s you guys who introduce me to cool, weird toys. … And I thank you. (Click to enlarge) Like this guy for example. I never knew he existed. This little gem of a toy came to me from a new […]

Custom Dunny Skull by George Gaspar

Custom Dunny Skull by George Gaspar

I’m not a die hard fan of Kidrobot’s Dunnys. I like ’em well enough. I buy some here and there (hoping to get some good ones), but overall, I’d consider myself a casual collector. I’ve never paid collector’s prices for a Dunny, and I’ve never even considered buying a custom Dunny. But now things are […]

Disney's Transformers 2: Revenge of the Bumbleduck

Disney’s Transformers 2: Revenge of the Bumbleduck

Thoom. Thoom. THOOM… Quack! (Click to enlarge) Oh crap! They’re back! You guys remember that awesome Disney Transformer I featured last year? Well, check this out. They’re back… (Click to enlarge) …and they’re accessorized. It’s the next bot in the series – Bumbleduck (that’s Donald Duck and Bumblebee). (Click to enlarge) So, I’m not sure […]

Mysterious, Post-Apocalyptic Toy Trio

Mysterious, Post-Apocalyptic Toy Trio

Okay. First things first. I have no clue what the hell these toys are or where they came from. Just so you know. I really need your help identifying these guys. These figures were a gift to me from someone who shall remain nameless. (Just wait. You’ll understand why once you’ve seen the toys.) He […]

Primitive Zombie Species Discovered

Primitive Zombie Species Discovered

On the Weirdo Toys blog, it’s always been my mission to uncover rare and strange oddities, but this time I’m onto something really special. I’ve just uncovered this undiscovered etching of a long-forgotten ancestor in our evolutionary heritage. (Click to enlarge) It looks like this new “creature” is a mutated step between gorillas and humans. […]

Weepy the Wee-Wee

Weepy the Wee-Wee

So, a couple of weeks ago, I was actually in South Africa visiting with my wife and some of her family (they’re all Afrikaners). We were all super-busy and touristy out there, but I did have one day dedicated to toy shopping (thanks Monty and Alec). I hit up a bunch of antique shops and […]

Optikk by Mattel

Optikk by Mattel

Remember the New Adventures of He-Man? I discussed it briefly a couple years ago. You see, I never really knew about the New Adventures of He-Man cartoon as a kid. I never watched the show or knew the characters or anything like that. I was already out of my Masters of the Universe toy phase, […]

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