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Socket Poppers by Ertl

Socket Poppers by Ertl

I found some freakin' great toys recently, and I have no idea what they are. They look like B-List wrestling stars. I'm not much into wrestling toys (or wrestling in general), but these guys make me wanna give them a chance.

The characters are so absurd, I'd love to see them in the WWE ring. Actually, if there are any wrestlers reading this, take some inspiration from these costumes. Every good wrestler needs a good gimmick.

So, what do you get when you cross a barbarian, a robot and the biker from the Village People?

You get this guy.

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Socket Poppers figure by Ertl Socket Poppers figure by Ertl

Well, howabout Batman, Conan and a surfer-dude at the prom?

I bet he'd look something like this.

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Socket Poppers figure by Ertl Socket Poppers figure by Ertl

What do you get when you cross a dragon and a witch doctor (who's worried about his elbows)?

Voila!

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Socket Poppers figure by Ertl Socket Poppers figure by Ertl

What about a Flavor Flav wannabe who's fallen victim to bad burns and a spill in toxic waste?

Okay that was a bit of a stretch.

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Socket Poppers figure by Ertl Socket Poppers figure by Ertl

I don't even know what to say about this guy.

Robo-alien vampire?

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Socket Poppers figure by Ertl Socket Poppers figure by Ertl

Now this guy is one of my favorites. He's wearing the classic, iconic wrestling tights... but with those wings and the mummy-wrapped head, he just looks like a freak! Perfect.

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Socket Poppers figure by Ertl

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Socket Poppers figure by Ertl

The figures are about the size of the small G.I. Joe or Star Wars figures. 3 3⁄4" or so.

If they're not wrestlers, I can easily see them in the background of a new Star Wars movie along with other random, crappy George Lucas aliens.

Alright.

I have to come clean.

I haven't been totally honest with you all.

These figures don't exist. (Well, they exist, but not necessarily in this form.)

You see, these mixed-up figures are actually from a toyline called Socket Poppers (if you hadn't already figured it out by the title of this blog entry).

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Socket Poppers figures box by Ertl

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Socket Poppers figures box by Ertl

They're a cool collection of characters released in 1991 by Ertl (you know, the company that's best know for making those little die cast cars). So, just as the name implies, these figures have interchangeable parts. You can "pop" their heads, arms and legs from their "sockets" and pop them into place somewhere else.

I love the tagline on the box – "All body parts move... even to other BODIES!"

Socket Poppers figures box by Ertl

Man, the possibilities are endless. In fact, check out the trivia on the packaging. It reads:

Fun Facts:

Fact A: If you built three characters a minute with no duplications and worked continuously for two years, you couldn't complete all the possible combinations offered by just two Socket Popper characters!

Fact B: Assuming their were no duplications in their work, one trillion people each working continuously for one trillion years could complete less than one one-billionth of the possible combinations offered by all 16 Socket Poppers characters!

I've only been able to get my hands on 11 of the figures (there are 16 in all). Check 'em out. They still look pretty good as standalone toys.

Dinosaur
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Socket Poppers Dinosaur figure by Ertl Socket Poppers Dinosaur figure by Ertl

Rock Star
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Socket Poppers Rock Star figure by Ertl Socket Poppers Rock Star figure by Ertl

Vampire
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Socket Poppers Vampire figure by Ertl Socket Poppers Vampire figure by Ertl

Swamp Monster
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Socket Poppers Swamp Monster figure by Ertl Socket Poppers Swamp Monster figure by Ertl

Indian (looks more like a Barbarian to me)
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Socket Poppers Indian figure by Ertl Socket Poppers Indian figure by Ertl

Skateboarder
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Socket Poppers Skateboarder figure by Ertl Socket Poppers Skateboarder figure by Ertl

Pterodactyl
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Socket Poppers Pterodactyl figure by Ertl Socket Poppers Pterodactyl figure by Ertl

Robot
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Socket Poppers Robot figure by Ertl Socket Poppers Robot figure by Ertl

Mummy
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Socket Poppers Mummy figure by Ertl Socket Poppers Mummy figure by Ertl

Cyclops
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Socket Poppers Cyclops figure by Ertl Socket Poppers figure by Ertl

Wrestler
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Socket Poppers Wrestler figure by Ertl Socket Poppers Wrestler figure by Ertl

I would love to see a resurgence of this toyline... especially if there were multiple series of characters. There would be so much room for potential combos.

As I was searching for info on Socket Poppers, I was actually surprised by a little something I found. Apparently, Socket Poppers are a re-release of toys originally released by Matchbox (a company also known for making little diecast cars) in 1990. The toy line was known as Connectors. Pretty generic huh?

Connectors by Matchbox
Connectors photo courtesy of TonsOfToys.com.

My immediate reaction to seeing these toys in their packages is "Matchbox missed the point." The great interactive feature of the toys is completely lost. There are definitely a few things that Ertl did right when marketing the Socket Poppers.

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Socket Poppers by Ertl Socket Poppers by Ertl

1. Name
"Socket Poppers" just sounds fun. It is engaging, and it kind of leaves you curious. "Connectors" may be a bit too vague. It's definitely not fun. They could be anything from a tool set, to building blocks, to extension cords.

2. Visuals
The overall "look & feel" of the Socket Poppers graphics are bold, clear and eye-catching. The simplistic design and contrast in color helps everything stand out compared to the cluttered, overly-detailed and irrelevant graphics of Connectors. Also, the small repeating graphics of combos on the Socket Poppers package makes much more sense than the group of Connectors figures jumping from a castle.

3. Language
The socket poppers package is covered in fun, goofy language constantly reiterating the multiple combos and all. Even with the absurd stats that are probably untrue, it's just fun and further illustrates the variety of the toys. Connectors uses none of that. Maybe there's cool stuff on the back of the box though. Probably not.

4. Package Design
This is probably the smartest immediate difference in the packaging and the way the toys are displayed. The Socket Poppers are offered in multiples – not single carded figures. This allowed Ertl to clearly illustrate the intent of the toys. By simply displaying characters mixed with one another, they immediately communicated to kids what they're supposed to do with the toys. You don't have to read a thing. Connectors, on the other hand, have a single figure sitting there in generic box. Not nearly as fun, and it definitely isn't clear that the characters can be mixed up.

I'm not sure why I'm over-analyzing the packaging like this. It must be the designer in me. I was just impressed by the thought that Ertl put into packaging the Socket Poppers versus what Matchbox ended up doing for Connectors.

Socket Poppers figures I'm missing

And lastly, I'd love for anyone out there that may have the Monster Fly, Football Player, Sheriff, Mutant or Soldier figures to contact me. I'd love to take them off your hands to finish my collection. Plus, I could feature them here along with some more messed up combos.

Thanks for reading.


36 Responses

  1. Reis says:

    Oh man! I had that vampire figure and never knew what it was! I found it at a thrift store or someplace and always wondered why his arms and legs popped off so easily. Mystery solved! Great post!

  2. Justin says:

    Yeah. I’m hoping to find some more of these in a random thrift store :D

  3. fishbulb says:

    I totally had the fly/football player two pack (and the skate boarder pterodactyl) most likely they are broken up into each of their six pieces scattered to who knows where across the closet floors of my parents house…. which means they are as good as lost. sorry.

  4. Matty says:

    The swamp monster really reminds me of Swamp Thing

  5. mistuh_thye says:

    Heh, At the beginning of this article I was just getting ready to storm into the comments section to say these looked like someone just mismatched a bunch of toys and then BAM they were made exactly for that purpose. I really enjoyed the over analyzing of the packaging as I do the same thing as a graphic designer. It’s the curse we bear. Who knew a company that is most largely known for their tractor die casts could do so well in the design field when it came to zany 80′s figures.

  6. jenny says:

    Wow. I want these!

    It’s interesting that the original Matchbox version only had one figure per package, which means you’d have to buy at least two of them. Maybe that was the idea? Unfortunately, the Connectors packaging, as you point out, doesn’t describe what the toys actually do AT ALL; they just look like crappy generic figures, making it unlikely that anybody would buy the first, let alone a necessary additional figure.

  7. Justin says:

    @ fishbulb – Thanks anyway :(

    @ mistuh_thye – Good to know one of my own is reading the blog. I’m glad my involuntary packaging critiques can be appreciated ;)

    @ Jenny – Wow! Great point. I didn’t even mention the fact that Matchbox challenges kids even more if they get stuck with one figure. You won’t be able to make a combo without a pair. Stupid Matchbox.

  8. Jen says:

    Just wondering… do you think they have to pay any residuals to Mr. T for the wrestler character?

    I pity the fool who pops off my limbs!

  9. mittens says:

    Amazing post as always, I really like the randomness of the figures chosen how it ranges from your everyday sheriff to monster fly (?).

    haha, good work, I again am left feeling jealous.

  10. BubbaShelby says:

    Those are awesome! I’ve never seen them before, great post and thanks for sharing!

  11. Ryan says:

    I had these when they were made by Matchbox, hence I have the mummy, cyclops and monster fly…

    That swamp monster’s amazing!

  12. Chris Pitzer says:

    Wow. Freakin’ Wow. What a great idea, and presentation on their and YOUR part. Thanks for this. I don’t know why.. but I’ve got Ertl stuck in a part of my ol’ collecting brain. Maybe they created that Bladerunner car or some Dune toy that I’ve always dreamed about.

  13. Justin says:

    @ Jen – Funny. That’s the first thing I thought when I saw the Mr. T lookalike

    @ Mittens – Thanks! I know I’ve featured good toys if I can make my readers jealous ;)

    @ Ryan – Cool. Willing to part with the Fly Monster?

    @ Chris – Thanks Chris. I was surprised Ertl did something like this. Good luck getting them out of your head.

  14. Patrick M. says:

    i bought one of the boxed sets for a friend for his birthday when they came out… and have never seen them in person since. you’d think they would be standard thrift store/flea market fodder, but they remain one of my most sought after toy lines (as much for the “never got to own them” factor as their awesomeness”).

  15. Ben says:

    I had a couple of these back in the day, though not any of the ones you’re still looking for. Even though it’s not an officially licensed item, I’ve got to get my hands on “Wrestler” for my Mr. T collection.

    I’m amazed they made so many! I’m also amazed that in 1991, they’d call the barbarian character “Indian.” It seemed like toys had gotten quite a bit more politically correct by then!

  16. Ryan says:

    Sure, I’m up for a trade or something. I’ll have to see if I can find all of the pieces first though.

  17. Awesome article, thanks for sharing these…I had a few of these figures, and didn’t remember till looking at this article, great photos and look at the line…I know for sure I had the robot figure, and the soldier…but who knows where they are now.

  18. Ninjinister says:

    I had several boxes of Socket Poppers as a lad… never knew they were re-releases of “Connectors” though. I think I might still have them in an old Planters Peanuts can….

  19. Aco says:

    Was scanning through this blog after a link on another site, and just had to comment when I saw this post.

    This is a total blast from the past! I used to have the full set of these as a kid! I wasted many, many hours of my youth playing with these things. I can’t remember if I bought them under the Socket Poppers or Connectors branding… I’m leaning more towards the Connectors though, since that packaging looks at least somewhat familiar. I’m pretty sure it was the full set too… the only ones that don’t leap out at me are the rockstar and the soldier, but the rest I vividly remember wasting my youth with. I wonder now if I still have them… seems like the type of thing that my parents would’ve given away to the school Christmas collection once I out grew them, but part of me really wants to think I’d have kept them.

    Man, thank you for posting this; seeing these has been a total trip down memory lane to my younger years. Great to see a toy that I honestly believed I’d never see again.

  20. Justin says:

    @ Ninjinister – Nothing beats peanut-laced Socket Poppers!

    @ Aco – Glad you like blog entry. I’m thrilled that I could help you relive a forgotten childhood toy memory. I never knew about them growing up, but I was pretty excited when I discovered them as a grown man.

    Thanks for dropping by.

  21. Mittens says:

    my little brother has this Ben 10 alien maker thing that reminds me alot of these guys.

  22. The King of Bootlegs says:

    They remind of ManTek/Modulok, Multibot from MOTU and Centurians but more awesome!

  23. D-Zilla says:

    I used to have socket poppers back then I was 10 years old. I got them as a holiday present. also, my brother and our cousin also got the same gift but it was repackaged as “connectors” under matchbox. we got a big box w/ 5 socket popper figures. mine is the green dinosaur, rocker, football player, monster fly, and vampire. my brother’s are the merman w/ a tentacled arm, pterodactyl, the Mr. T-look like wrestler, the robot, and maybe the rocker guy/fly. As for my cousin, he had my dinosaur and fly guy, but he had the cyclops, sheriff, and skateboarder guy. We never had the soldier, the green monster, and the indian guy.

    I don’t know what happened to them, I guess my relatives hid it or gave it away, but I wish I still had them. those are the days of childhood fun…until video games took over.

  24. [...] is another great find over at WeirdoToys.com.The The Ertl brand released a series of toys called Socket Poppers in 1991. Socket Poppers are little action figures with completely interchangeable body parts. They [...]

  25. Bob says:

    I’ve got the Sheriff- contact me!

  26. Derrick says:

    If you ever find the Mutant, be very careful with the arms. I remember when I was a kid the pegs snapped right off but the others withstood the test of time. Maybe it was just a bad batch but I went through 2 or 3 of them and kept taking them back until giving up on trying to get one that wouldn’t just break on me.

  27. Adam says:

    I had all of these as a kid. Such fond memories of dragging my parents to the now-defunct Kids Kingdom (the only place nearby that sold the boxed sets) to collect them all. I recall that I could never find the Mummy, Mutant, Cyclops, and one other (I think it was the Soldier) in regular 2-figure card form, so I had to get the boxed sets…my parents were very understanding of my collecting fetish by then, thankfully!

    Derrick- My mutant figure kept breaking too, which sucked, as it was my favorite of the set. I actually superglued his arm back on and played with him as a socket popper with one less socket to pop, haha.

  28. Kevin says:

    Thanks to your blog, I searched for these on eBay and was lucky enough to win a small lot of them yesterday!

    http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=200359123842&viewitem=&sspagename=STRK%3AMEWNX%3AIT&salenotsupported#ebayphotohosting

  29. paul says:

    hello every one i have 14 of these little guys wich will be put on ebay in the next few days i have all the one you need
    have a look
    my ebay
    is
    retrotoyworld
    i live in the uk so all are matchbox one
    good look

  30. Somarinoa says:

    I received the big box set one year either as a birthday or Christmas present (the former, I believe). These were some of my favorite toys upon their release and ever since (I can occasionally find myself in shops looking for similar toys now that Socket Poppers are long-gone). My major combination whom if I could find him I assure you would still be designed this way was known as Zilch: he was mostly a Dinosaur body, but with Pterodactyl wings and a mechanical Robot’s foot. Of course, apparently I had him be a guy wearing a high-tech suit and so when his mask was removed, I used the Rock Star head. I also used the Sheriff combined with the Mutant and Swamp Monster as a pretty often-used combination.

    The Monster Fly and the Cyclops though were always on my wish list (even still) and I never obtained them. Man I’d do a lot for a full set of my own again!!

  31. steve Bolton says:

    Great to see so much comprehensive info on these great old toys.

    Check ebay now to see my collection being sold :)

  32. steve Bolton says:

    forgot to say… a great article kudos to you !

  33. Chris says:

    What a blast from the past. I owned the whole collection of these back in the early 1990′s. I made some humerous, amateur, “action figure theatre” style videos with them on my old vhs video camera. I still have the videos (now converted to dvd) but I got rid of the toy collection ages ago.
    Those toys were really well made. They were so different and so original that I could not resist them when I saw them in the shops. Thanks so much for some great memories. I hope you find the remaining five that you are missing.

  34. predatormushroom says:

    MAN FINALLY I HAVE FOUND THESE TOYS!!!! I HAVE LOOKED FOR THEM FOR ABOUT 17 YEARS AND ABOUT 3 OR 4 YEARS SINCE I HAVE INTERNET CONNECTION, AND I FOUNDED TODAY WITH THIS COMBO-WORDS: “MUTANT FLY AND FOOTBALL PLAYER DOUBLE PACKED INTERCHANGEABLE PIECES WEIRD VINTAGE TOYS” AND BOOM THE FIRS SET OF PHOTOS APPEARED AND HERE I AM ROCKING LIKE A HURRICANE……… NA IM JUST KIDDING BUT THE WHOLE THING IS THAT NOW I KNOW WHAT TO LOOK AT ON EBAY!!!!! WHEN I WAS A KID (AROUND THE 5 YEARS) THIS TOYS WHERE IN THE STORES SO MY MOTHER AND MY AUNT GAVE ME THE BLISTER WITH TE FLY AND THE FOOTBALL PLAYER (THEY WERE PACKAGED IN PAIRS WHERE I LIVE)
    ANOTHER AUNT GAVE ME THE PTERODACTYL ALONE (SHE GET A DISCOUNT BECAUSE SOMEBODY STOLE THE SKATE BOARDER’S PIECES) BUT I DON’T LAST TOO MUCH WITH HIM BECAUSE WAS STOLEN IN THE KINDERGARDEN…… SO MUCH MEMORIES… :)

  35. Akagin says:

    Assuming I can find them again, I think I still have most of the pieces for Sheriff, Soldier and Mutant. I love those toys! (They’re like people versions of Connectibles, if you remember those? Small plastic cars/trucks/jets that could be broke in half and rearranged. So jet front to car back, and so on. Featured a pair of little plugs and sockets to keep the connection snug.)

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