Tag : Toy

Primitive Zombie Species Discovered

Primitive Zombie Species Discovered

On the Weirdo Toys blog, it’s always been my mission to uncover rare and strange oddities, but this time I’m onto something really special. I’ve just uncovered this undiscovered etching of a long-forgotten ancestor in our evolutionary heritage. (Click to enlarge) It looks like this new “creature” is a mutated step between gorillas and humans. […]

Weepy the Wee-Wee

Weepy the Wee-Wee

So, a couple of weeks ago, I was actually in South Africa visiting with my wife and some of her family (they’re all Afrikaners). We were all super-busy and touristy out there, but I did have one day dedicated to toy shopping (thanks Monty and Alec). I hit up a bunch of antique shops and […]

Optikk by Mattel

Optikk by Mattel

Remember the New Adventures of He-Man? I discussed it briefly a couple years ago. You see, I never really knew about the New Adventures of He-Man cartoon as a kid. I never watched the show or knew the characters or anything like that. I was already out of my Masters of the Universe toy phase, […]

Super-Spider-Man

Super-Spider-Man

Well, last time I thought I’d show you some cool “knock offs” of your favorite super heroes, but today, we’re taking it to full-on “bootleg.” So what do you get when you combine the world’s three most popular comic superheroes into one figure? You get a mess. If you can’t afford a figure of each, […]

Thunder Cats Villanos

Thunder Cats Villanos

I think this is it. (Click to enlarge) Quite possibly the most horrible, disgusting, poorly-produced toy I own. Seriously. Look at him. (Click to enlarge) He’s a hairy beast, trapped in his own cobbled-together body – screaming in agony, because he’s stuck in this constant state of crappiness. (Click to enlarge) Seriously. The guy looks […]

Santa Claus by Kohner Bros.

Santa Claus by Kohner Bros.

Hey folks! Merry Christmas! (I would say “Happy Holidays,” but I don’t feel like being politically correct today.) Don’t worry, all you non-Christmasy types. I’m only focusing on the commercial side of the holiday. That’s right –Santa Claus! (Click to enlarge) Wow, this isn’t the jolly ol’ Santa we all know and love. This looks […]

Goto Top