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Introducing Reader Mail

Hi All! Over the months I’ve shown you random weird toys I’ve gathered, and several of you have taken the time and effort to write to me directly and even share toy finds of your own. Instead of just letting the messages and photos collect virtual dust in my inbox, i thought I’d start sharing […]

WWLJD - What Would Lil' Jesus Do?

WWLJD – What Would Lil’ Jesus Do?

Jesus is back! (Click to enlarge) Only he’s 2 feet shorter?! What the heck? I picked up this little Jesus from the Dollar Tree a long time ago. He was one of a series of biblical figures (maybe I’ll feature the other ones some other day). All of them were squatty for some reason (that’s […]

Kewpie Mario Bros.

Kewpie Mario Bros.

Question: What happens when a classic doll-turned-mascot of a Japanese mayonnaise company is combined with an equally iconic Japanese video game mascot? You get a weird, effeminate, childish mustachioed plumber. I’m sure you recognize the iconic Kewpie Doll. You may not know it, but this character is actually a mascot of the ever-popular Japanese Kewpie […]

Generic, Two-Faced Barbarian

Generic, Two-Faced Barbarian

Like so many other generic hero toys produced through the years, this figure was a badly-executed ripoff of the iconic 80s toyline, Masters of the Universe (unfortunately, I don’t know the name of this character or the toyline he comes from… sorry folks). (Click to enlarge) He’s pretty crummy. If they’d ripped off the molds […]

Gama-Go's Deathbot by Tim Biskup

Gama-Go’s Deathbot by Tim Biskup

Deathbot (Click to enlarge) He wants to kill. He loves to kill. He’s programmed to kill. He has “kill” written all over him (on his chest anyway)! Deathbot is a fellow you can find (along with several other recurring characters) on Gama-Go.com – a site dedicated to the art and design of illustrator, Tim Biskup. […]

Go-Go Gadget Update!

Wowzers! There’s been an update to the Go-Go Gadget Toy entry. New photos! More info! What more do you want? Go over and check it out!

Bad scupltor, you are.

Bad scupltor, you are.

I’ve just been informed of a great new article by Zach Oat at Topless Robot where he illustrates how off-the-mark some Star Wars toys’ actors likenesses have been. They’re so far off, in fact, they actually look just like completely different celebrities. They’re pretty funny. Here’s a small sampling (be sure to read the article […]

For the Love of Dunny

For the Love of Dunny

Here we have the little Dunnys by Kidrobot. I’m sure you all have seen these small, designer bunny toys. They’re figures made of soft, smooth vinyl, and they’ve been around since 2004. The various Dunny Series are wildly diverse, visually interesting and even somewhat entertaining. The toyline consists of blind-packed (you have no idea what […]

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